Friday, November 23, 2007

Memphis, TN

Ruminations of Thanksgiving
The Speakeasy
Not sure whose idea it was but the garage was set up to accommodate people for Thanksgiving. It was furnished with a TV and a few tables and chairs for eating, drinking, hanging out. Most of the rapscallions congregated for simple reasons.
  1. There desserts and cold libations were stored there.
  2. There was a TV for football.
  3. You were less likely to get favor/questions from Team Cheryl.

Shame Sticks

I am not sure the line when fact ends, myths begin, and legends are made. Somewhere in the ephemeral mist lives Mikey Boam. Famous too many, infamous to others, and a hero to me! Boam married into the clan through my cousin Julie. To take a football analogy way too far; Boam was a mid season acquisition to an already powerful team with simple championship ambitions. Since that moment, the goals have changed. Phrases like “best ever” have now been tossed around. I as usual digress. Boam has an affinity for butter, not as an ingredient but as a main course. Boam has “taken it to another level” or “given 110%” or fill in an overused line of your own. Boam has created Shame Sticks. They are sticks of butter rolled in sugar and then lovingly dipped in chocolate. Take a moment to envision that creation. Pure bypass laden brilliance. Boam isn’t even from the south. If he was he would surely deep fry it!!!

Three potential "SHAME STICKS"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

John,
as any shame stick lover knows, the bottom stick is not a "potential shame stick" as the unsalted quarter is a useless 1/4 lb. of non-consumable fat. though it will work great to take the squeak out of a door hinge.